Personally, I don’t mind answering questions.
Have you ever been stuck waiting for an appointment for hours on end? Maybe you’ve been sitting next to a stranger you want to strike up a conversation with but don’t know where to start? Sometimes the best ice breakers leave people thinking. Or laughing. And sometimes you need to liven up the party and keep your friends entertained.
Here’s a list of Stupid Questions you can ask the next time you want to strike up a memorable conversation.
— Stupid Questions to Ask
- 1. Do you think the big toe feels self-conscious about being the “BIG” toe?
- 2. Why do we use leaf-blowers instead of leaf-suckers?
- 3. Why didn’t the 3 Little Piggies build a house underground?
- 4. Captain America has a shield, but where’s his sword?
- 5. When you eat a gummy bear, do you eat the head or the feet first?
- 6. If he had been bitten by a radioactive man, would Spiderman’s name have been Manman?
- 7. Do zombies eat brains because they’re hungry for knowledge?
- 8. Why is the chicken even crossing the road? Where are its owners?
- 9. Do window cleaners get tired of seeing their own reflections all day?
- 10. How come solar panels don’t overheat?
- 11. If you can cook an egg on really hot concrete, why don’t we make an omelet?
- 12. If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which one would you choose?
- 13. If they’re called chicken wings, where did all the feathers go?
- 14. Do car tires get tired?
- 15. When tree leaves change color, do they say “new look, who dis?”
- 16. Do elves have to use double the q-tips to clean their ears?
- 17. Why do they call them pig-tails if pigs only have 1 tail?
- 18. What sound does a flute make if you sneeze into it?
- 19. If a balloon pops in a vacuum, can you hear it?
- 20. If 100 people poked your belly at the same time, would you burst?
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- 21. What exactly does puppy breath smell like?
- 22. If your sibling turned into a dog, would you walk him/her?
- 23. If newborns smell good, shouldn’t our smell improve as we age?
- 24. If dragons can breathe fire, what happens when they accidentally sneeze?
- 25. What do rocks taste like?
- 26. If blood tastes metallic, does that mean vampires like to snack on metal?
- 27. Why is it called “loose change” if heavier than paper money?
- 28. If there’s a rabbit on the moon, where is its carrot?
- 29. When someone is sad, we say they’re blue, so if someone is really sad are they dark blue?
- 30. Does having stage fright mean you’re afraid of raised wooden platforms?
- 31. If the important thing is to get up after falling, why don’t we just learn better balance?
- 32. Why are they called headphones if you don’t use them to talk?
- 33. If a candle melts and evaporates, does that mean we inhaled an entire candle through our nose?
- 34. If bananas have a peel, does that mean we’re skinning it to eat its insides?
- 35. When people say someone lost their marbles, why don’t they help look for them?
- 36. Do doctors say “ahh” and check their throats when they’re brushing their teeth in the morning?
- 37. How do you change the water on a waterbed so it doesn’t grow algae?
- 38. If blue is the color of the sky, then what’s the color of the land?
- 39. If your refrigerator is still running, is it because it’s trying to lose weight?
- 40. Did you remember to turn the stove off? Are you positive?
- 41. If hair is dead, why doesn’t it all fall off when the wind blows?
Well . . .
maybe there are a few!
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